1.30.2003

heaven for kennY -

porkyhunta (10:57:09 PM): noodle world sounds like such a cool place

HAHAHAHA him and his noOoodles!! HAahha
who wantz sum nOoodleZ? lets go kenny'z house for sum =D

1.28.2003

ah blog timE!!!
yeah...2nd semester!! BUM OFF TIME =D yawnz all my classes are da same except origins
1st period, reiske took out internet browsers!! DAT BASTARD >=|
now its like suuuuuuuuuuuuper boring! but ill find a way to make it work =|
orchestra...same old shiet
calc....fuck we still hav to do work -.- i dink ill go for a B or C
origins is like a freakin 4th grade class!! HAhaha we hav silent reading at da beginning of class looooooooL and book reports!! so many white peepo in my class oh man remindz me of 4th grade a lot
and...gov...borin still

only 5 periods tho!! KIX ASS =D although i didn't do shiet wen i got home haha
dad'z comin tomm -.- no more goin out, but yea wutevaz im tired of goin out anywayz
snowboard was fun, as usual
i can carve now ! =D kinda wanna go again!! but so expensive -.-

ugh iono i feel like shiet rite now so yea fuck dis im out

U got !!!

1.22.2003

kenny'z best imitation of me -

porkyhunta (12:08:58 AM): i recall a person, "i'm gonna fart now i'm gonna fart now"
porkyhunta (12:09:05 AM): *rub butt on chair*

1.19.2003

car pix

1.18.2003

nuriko10x (11:45:33 PM): wuts wrong with having 69 den? hahahha

O.O nothing

1.17.2003

haha kinda bored so i guess ill BLOG somethin =)
so yeah...skoo was borin as usually...got home...and JEFF WU!!! was already at my house!
lol shit =| so he went through my piano thing with me...and taught soooooo many tricks
THANK YOU JEFF! shit he saved my life -.- so much stress and pressure is off me now haha
den i went outside and put on sum superwhites for my mom's car, cuz i hate drivin dat
thing at night with yellowish lights -.- haha besides my mom said it's okay
den roger came over and we took sum pix of my car with his digi cam!! =D
finally!! GOT PIX!! OH YEA!!!
uhmmmm oh yeh i GOT MY CHAPSTICK!! lol i missed it =*( thx julie n ewayz
doo doo doot so yeah i guess das all!!

1.16.2003

omg ROGER AND HIS SEX STORIES -

I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we
decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends
encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my
mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful
and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made me feel
uncomfortable.

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So
I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was
to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't
overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants
to make love to me just once..

What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said,
I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come and get me. I just
watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood there for a
moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and
stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in
his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed
our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family.

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

lesson learned =D

1.12.2003

OMG JODAN'Z WEE WEE!!!!! -

J12556018 (7:59:15 PM): 2inch wehn im not happy

oh my O.O

sOoooooooooo, today woke up, had sum DIM SUM!!
i luv dat shiet -.- den went to LA auto show w/ david, jaYne, and julie
oh we drove ALL da way down to the chevron near meilings to get sum damn coupons lol
but its worth the $8 =)
so yeah...dat show was all dope and shiet but not really my type haha
of course those super EXXXXXXOtic carz are koo =) but da rest are just non-fixed up road carz
saw hubert, raymond, and david (chiang) dere! hahah how koo
wonder where jodan went o.O
shrugz got a whole shitload of brochures and shiet if any1 wants sum!! i hav liek a 20 lbs bag of it hahah
den we ate at like...carrows? somethin like dat...just a wanna-be dennyz
food was aiite, prime rib ehhh kinda dry hhahah but my strawberry lemonade (exXXxxotic) was good =)
so yeah, den we went to julie'z house and chilled dere
played her BOARD GAMES LOL!!! oh and i got to play sum smash bros mELEE!! on her gamecubE!!
shit but dat game is exactly the same as the first -.- beat it in 1 try lol!
she freakin lives on a mountain in south pass/east LA!!
but yeh its nice goin to different places for a change haha
den drove home, saw SCOTT on da freeway with his lil civic =D too bad i was drivin like a pussy HAhaha
damn bumps in da road fawk my car up like CRAZY now =X
oh and i got my car lowered last night, 2 hours at GTGroup right next to the DMV
thx hoho, roger, scott for waitin dere w/ me
so yeh its all good tired from drivin now =|

1.09.2003

RshaoKh (11:31:48 PM): we got plastic tools

roger uses plastic toolz for "pleasure"

jwu55 (11:16:38 PM): in da club is so tight
jwu55 (11:16:45 PM): it sounds all dangerous and shit

HAHAHAH!!! SOUNDS DANGEROUS LOL!! FUCKING JOHNZ!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHAHAHA

damn das funny =D but yeh DATS DA BEST FAWKIN SONG~!!

50 cent - in da club

1.07.2003

hOhO is 1 sick bastard -.-

rEmiXnZza (11:39:42 PM): FUCK THE HeADERS!
HoHo 43v3r (11:39:57 PM): HEADERS HAVE 5 HOLES WHICH ONE TO FUCK?

1.06.2003

oRAYnguTANG24 (7:09:34 PM): omg...
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:09:41 PM): i kept staring at that 40 mph sign in your blog
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:09:42 PM): and i was like
rEmiXnZza (7:09:49 PM): huh
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:09:50 PM): "wth? only 40? why does he wanna go there?"
rEmiXnZza (7:09:53 PM): HAHAHAHAH
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:09:54 PM): "we can go at least 55 here"
rEmiXnZza (7:09:57 PM): LOLOLOLOL U DUMBSHIT LOL!!!!!!!!
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:10:00 PM): and hten after 5 min
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:10:01 PM): i was like
oRAYnguTANG24 (7:10:06 PM): "oh WAIT...MINIMUM!!!!"

AHAHAHA SUPER DUMBSHIT RITE HEA LOL!!!

1.05.2003

watched a walk to remember last nite...
such a sad movie -.- haven't seen a sad one in sooooooo long
but yeh...pretty good watch it if u haven't alrdy =)

1.04.2003

Aznluap1 (2:33:28 PM): then when dad came here.. borned me

looawp's a fob dat was borned by his dad

1.03.2003



letz go to hawaii baby =)

AHAHahaha after goin snowboardin wit me-

zealot924 (8:03:29 PM): my two ass checks r black

sorry we couldn't teach u better lol!!!

well its 5 AM rite now and im awake...i remember 24 hourz ago i dragged my ass out of bed to start driving lol
so yeah..snowboarding was hella fun as usual =) damn i only slept 2 hourz b4 going!! =X
but i still made it through...almost got all 8 hours but we had to go at like 5? =( wanted to go up 1 more timE!!!
ah wellz i dink im getting a little betta...i wanna go again but skoo'z gonna start =(
we'll see..if i find a free weekend im doin again =D
only wiped out once...and amazingly im not even sore rite now
legs were tired at the end but i guess im kinda used to it
doo doo doot why am i up so early!! dis is gay im on a bad schedule and every1 is still sleeping
i pretty much went to sleep rite wen i got home last nite toOOOoooooo tired
thanx jeff for da dinner =D ill pay u bak and thx jenny for havin ur parentz go wit us!
but yea...it was a fun trip, although at first it took a hella long time to start cuz soooooooo many damn people >=|
my springs are getting closer!!! at sacramento rite now!!! lol im such a nerd...UPS TRACKinG!!! Hahah
still got a SHITLOAD of hw to do...i even forgot wut lines im supposed to memorize for shakespeare...im so fuct
ill go and try to find out later i guess....dink i mite go bak to sleep or read the damn gov thing

1.02.2003

porky1011 (12:19:13 AM): i ran into a ditch before
porky1011 (12:19:14 AM): in my box
porky1011 (12:19:26 AM): i felt that my box
porky1011 (12:19:30 AM): was gonna flip over

AHAHAHA HIS BOX IS GONNA FLIP OVA!! LOL!!! POS!!

1.01.2003

woah i never knew blog has dis thing called BLOG*SPOT PLUS

someone giv me $5 a month so i get super koo blog =D

happy new yearz every1!

lonely jeff...

maskedazn0 (2:51:06 AM): okily dokily =)
maskedazn0 (2:51:23 AM): ::poke poke::
maskedazn0 (2:51:52 AM): wheres jen......

shiet dun poke me!! im not yo biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitch! lol im jk hi jenny =)

but yeh...thx alice 4 inviting us ovaz! and u 2 kenny!! hahah