AmishPinky (10:46:05 PM): sguiggly

isn't dat the ugliest word eveR? hahah

AHAHAHHA MEL's info - SOOOOOOOOO FUNNY!!!!

parking story of the day:
today when i got to my car i got this notice...

PARKING VIOLATION
this is not a parking ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two. Because of you bull-headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20-mule team, two elephants, one goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you thi, is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides i don't like domineering, egotistical or simpleminded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) ALso may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits. <~~ i luv dat part
Thanks a lot!

rEmi X n ZZ a (6:16:42 PM): but ur in rite?
porky1011 (6:16:49 PM): i guess
porky1011 (6:17:02 PM): unless some hot chick tells me to get it on with her tonite 8-)
rEmi X n ZZ a (6:17:35 PM): AHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
rEmi X n ZZ a (6:17:39 PM): ok ur in 100% sure

once i get dat my life is complete

N S X TYPE MOTHER FUCKING R !!!!!!!!!!

bush is such a retard o.O

Aznluap1 (3:58:00 PM): at home
Aznluap1 (3:58:03 PM): i piss sittign down

OMFG PAUL IS FUCKED UP!! SOMEONE HELP HIM

ahahah someone educate paul -
Aznluap1 (3:50:11 PM): wait wtf
Aznluap1 (3:50:21 PM): u use toilet paper when u pee?

im dead fuckin tired and i still hav so much hw to do
ah fuck i guess it wasn't worth it puttin dat shit in =\
fuck fuck fuck ok bak to doin hw!

4 FREAKIN HOURZ TO INSTALL INTAKE!! but at least its on and running =D
HELL YEAaaaaaaaaaaa
thx kevin, scott, ant hahah
we're such newbz =\

r34 -


itr -


350z -


civic-


any1 kno how to make these into buddy icons? hit me up if ya do !!

AHAHAHA PROPS TO DAVID SHAO! 1st ~~> 2nd within a matter of seconds!!!
L O L !

forbez wears skater shoez o.O

o does any1 kno how to install cold air intake? my engine is same as a v6 accord 98-02. if u kno how gimme a call plz =) kthx

hahah sum really funny shiet happened last nite -
my mom was watchin tv at like 1 or somethin and i went to fridge to get sum food. derez like a commericial for sum porn video or somethin on tv and my mom's like "wtf is dis? those people are going crazy!"
AHAHAHAHAHAHA it was so funny LOL

nice photoshopped pic -
bah fuck it turned into an X again fuck fuck fuck lalala

rEmiX n ZZ a (9:46:21 PM): unless u stop eating and shitting!
asn luv4 lfe (9:46:25 PM): k ill stop
rEmiX n ZZ a (9:46:29 PM): k thx

biter

hahah nice sticker =)

GOT NAWS? =D

http://www.wired.com/animation/c/ramon_olivera/hare_cut/

das wut i own rite now =D its in da mail tho =\

by -

apple1010 (5:09:53 PM): grr!! my mom was like..measuring my head!!!

AHAHAHAH SHE HAS A HUUUUUUUUUUUGE HEAD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ah wellz today i didn't win the bid on da intake on ebay =*(
but oh wellz those faggots on ebay made it like $150!! it started at $90! THOSE HOMOZ!
but thx yawn hway for bidding =D hope u get well
oh and thx to every1 who IMed me to remind mE! wow i got so many reminders thx every1 =)

um yeah i sat in a supra today !!! hahahah fuckin nice shiet
sighz i hav dis feeling im gonna be gettin burned often now =\
no more racing for mE!!! cuz my car suxxxxxx assssss

oh yeah im goin on da trip!! SO SIGN UP SO U CAN GO WITH ME CUZ IM JUST SO KOO =D

IS...x3!!

hate it wen pics turn into huge x's =\

porky1011 (8:26:24 PM): we went to helmos today
porky1011 (8:26:29 PM): they take SO FUCKING LONG
porky1011 (8:26:33 PM): they have TWO ppl operating that shit
rEmiX n ZZ a (8:26:35 PM): really? lol
porky1011 (8:26:38 PM): and its SUCH a FUCKING RIPOFF
porky1011 (8:26:44 PM): 2.60 for a HOT DOG
porky1011 (8:27:01 PM): and its some WEAKSAUCE hotdog
porky1011 (8:27:02 PM): o
porky1011 (8:27:09 PM): as wide as pauls exhaust

wow 2003 type R accord! too bad only in japan -

why do cows wear bellz?
cuz their horns don't work =D BAHAHAHA
ok dats lame

wtfz? SPIDERMAN LIGHTS!?

porky1011 (10:14:34 PM): man.. hard shit
rEmiX n ZZ a (10:14:39 PM): really?
rEmiX n ZZ a (10:14:41 PM): eat more veges
rEmiX n ZZ a (10:14:43 PM): it'll soften it
porky1011 (10:14:46 PM): NO

Word of the Day : Pusillanimous

: lacking courage and resolution : marked by contemptible timidity
synonym see COWARDLY

harharhar

heheh sum funny shiet i found -

This is a message for you from sobe they want you spirt to be HIGH you body to be fit and you mind to be ready.....

maybe your getting ready to have a little threesome with two pretty girls so the girls start touching you and kissing you and you say touch me more more but in you mind you saying dont touch me there i am going to cum.......
then 3 seconds later you cum..............

but if you would have had sobe long lasting blue fruits fuel you would have lasted longer and had long sex with the pretty girls maybe you could have done it 4 times and maybe a little 69...........
so before i end remeber there are many many sobe drinks please choose one that fits you....sobe fuel sobe a pimp!!

does it get any shinier? - yea roger dis is 4 u haha

volkswagon beetle limo?

porsche shift knoB!
put 1 on a civic =D

i almost got in an accident cuz i was tryin to pull up next to dis escalade with like...22+ rimz
holy shit those dubs were HUGE i really wanted to get a nice view but den dis fucker all of a sudden stopped and i almost crashed =D haha neva got to saw dem =(

apple1010 (1:39:54 AM): all i smell is coffee now
apple1010 (1:40:34 AM): my bro likes the smell so much he opened 3 packs of those coffee powder to put in his backpack..

how koo is DAT?

vroom

super dork!!! -
rEmiX n ZZ a (12:33:10 AM): hi!
rEmiX n ZZ a (12:34:46 AM): wat u doin?
swt L e m O n 19 (12:34:57 AM): math hw
swt L e m O n 19 (12:34:58 AM): mauHAha
swt L e m O n 19 (12:35:04 AM): its so fuN!!!

yea i kno u like dat shiet o.O
lay z boy co inc (11:49:56 PM): damn
lay z boy co inc (11:50:01 PM): i just keep watching it
lay z boy co inc (11:50:05 PM): thank u
lay z boy co inc (11:50:05 PM): u are god

*dROooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooL* *wipe* phew =D

AHAHAHAHAHAH - (from raymond, who got it from jasper!)

Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are. The first mouse slams a shot of scotch, and pounds the shot glass to the bar, turns to the second mouse and says: "When I see a mousetrap, I get on it, lie on my back, and set it off with my foot. When the bar comes down, I catch it in my teeth, and then bench press it 100 times."
The second mouse orders up two shots of tequila. He grabs one in each paw, slams the shots, and pounds the glasses to the bar. He turns to the other mice and replies: "Yeah, well when I see rat poison, I collect as much as I can and take it home. In the morning, I grind it up into a powder and put it in my coffee so I get a good buzz going for the rest of the day."
The first mouse and the second mouse then turn to the third mouse. The third mouse lets out a long sigh and says to the first two, "I don't have time for this bullshit. I gotta go home and fuck the cat."