jelloY*** (1:06:05 AM): ahahahahhaah ur icon
jelloY*** (1:06:07 AM): lol
rEmi X nZ Za (1:06:10 AM): hmmM?
jelloY*** (1:06:19 AM): light saberz!
rEmi X nZ Za (1:07:02 AM): they're GLOW STICKS FOOOO!!! HAhaha
jelloY*** (1:07:56 AM): they don't LOOK like glow sticks!!!
jelloY*** (1:08:02 AM): they're too big for him!!!!!
rEmi X nZ Za (1:08:03 AM): who hangs 2 lightsabers by their neck huh?
o shit i dink dats her hiding sN? haha i forget =\ but derez ur privacY!
10.31.2002
10.29.2002
RshaoKh (11:18:03 PM): HEY
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:05 PM): hi
RshaoKh (11:18:05 PM): CAN U HELP ME
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:08 PM): i don't nko
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:09 PM): can i?
RshaoKh (11:18:13 PM): THERES DIS HUGE BUG ON MY CEILING
RshaoKh (11:18:17 PM): AND I CANT REACH IT
RshaoKh (11:18:25 PM): AND IM AFRAID ITS GONNA LIKE LAND ON ME WHILE I SLEEP
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:26 PM): AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA
rEmi X nZ Za (10:47:50 PM): u sit home and watch jackie chan
rEmi X nZ Za (10:47:53 PM): dats like THE SHIT
J12556018 (10:47:54 PM): hahah
J12556018 (10:47:57 PM): thats only 30min a day
J12556018 (10:48:06 PM): thats the peak of my day
J12556018 (10:48:12 PM): afta that itz all downhill
omG dis 1 really weird dood sitz behind me in calc OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG ask jordan about it dat dood scares da shit out of me
he soundz funny too hahahah i kno im mean but still =X 3rd period KinG! SHIT! Today we moved around a bit so he was like sittin next to me...the entire time in my mind i was just thinking "W T F" -.-
think - definition of nerd...........x99999999999999
HAPPY BDAY ANTOOOOOOOOOOOONIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yesterday...shit sorry i didn't put it up yesterday -.-)
and SHELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (on time)
dere we go!
shiet so many bdayz recently...any1 else?
porkyhunta (12:47:35 AM): but someone went in
porkyhunta (12:47:40 AM): and took "THE CLUB"
HAHAHA his "anti theft" device got JACKED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
10.27.2002
joey'z party was pretty fun =) hi 2 every1 dat was dere w/ mE!! oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!!!
yea lotz of ddr...jen'z crazy haha shit -.- owned my ass
oh yeaa finally for da FIRST tIME EVA!! I MADE IT TO BIG BOOOOOTY!!! =D IM GETTIN GOOD
yea ... food was pretty good haha and yea itz all good
happy bday again 2 joey and good party =)
but my gift was lame =X
10.26.2002
Project: Save my fone lights has FAILED!!
i burned all the circuits, so by the time i soldered the resistor thingy on everything was burned -.-
wut a waste of time and plus my house smellz like burnin metal
i dink ill go to bed now =)
10.25.2002
dayam im so sad =\ i haven't watched a movie in SO FREAKIN LONG! SHIT~ hahah
closest i got to watchin was night of rose ball...and all i did was walk in theater, realize derez no good movies and leave HAhahaha
-.- and den derez SAT AGAIN next week so no movie still sniff
shit its sOooooooooooo fuggin borin rite now
nobody'z online and im just like...SITTIN HERE BY MYSELF!! hahah
so yeah...hi blog how u doin
do a lot of people go to HC game? im not really interested in watching football..so yea...i dun dink imma go -.-
ah wellz hope every1 has fun and we win and all dat...ill go try to find sumthin to dO
10.24.2002
YES =) DONE WITH 2C!! HELL YEA!! hahah whoooooooo
thx to everyone dat helped me study at tap dat 1 day LOL
=)))))))))) but writing still sux =( gotta take AGAIN mother fuck
10.22.2002
4rm kennY:
(kinda funny if youz a college nerd =D LIKE ME!!)
How many...
UCLA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One-- she holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.
UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two-- one to call the electrician, and one to mix the margaritas.
UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one-- but he gets six credits for it.
UC Davis students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Davis doesn't have electricity.
UC Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six-- one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the light bulb's right not to change, and 25 to counterprotest.
UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-All the people blazing up light the school
UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Irvine looks better in the dark
Q: Why did the cops in New York take the emergency number '911' off their cop cars?
A: Puerto Ricans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsches!
10.21.2002
read dis somewhere -
Why you shouldn't flip off women
The next time your children ask, "why is math so important?" you
Can explain...This is why math is taught in school. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic, and here's why:
I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each
day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.
That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ... I think not.
=D sorri if ur agirl dat has pms rite now =\
10.20.2002
JoOOooOOdaN was at knottz and a monster jumps out to scare him
J12556018 (9:58:12 PM): i was like AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCK U
J12556018 (9:58:18 PM): and i smiled at him
AHAHAH who smiles after saying fuck u? JORDAN DOES!!!
10.19.2002
rEmi X n ZZ a (10:01:48 AM): =)))))
asn luv4 lfe (10:01:50 AM): ew
asn luv4 lfe (10:01:52 AM): double chin
10.18.2002
10.17.2002
lay z boy co inc (12:16:19 AM): i remember i used to wanna eat chili dogs all the time
lay z boy co inc (12:16:20 AM): just to be like soni
lay z boy co inc (12:16:21 AM): c
rEmi X n ZZ a (12:16:27 AM): LOL
rEmi X n ZZ a (12:16:29 AM): U FUCKING NERD
lay z boy co inc (12:16:41 AM): i remember i used to want glasses too
rEmi X n ZZ a (12:16:44 AM): AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
lay z boy co inc (12:16:45 AM): to be like billy on power rangers
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA FUCKIN LOSER! LOLOLOLOL
10.13.2002
vano'z room is sOooooooooOooooooooooooo fresh and so clean =D
AHahahahah
take a pic of it and we can put it up =)
itz even cLEANER dan my room!! OMG!! HOW CAN IT BE!!!
o and thx for ddr =) on a PS 2 !! OH YEA
10.12.2002
phew SATz OVER!! YAY =)
time to worry about homecomin >=|
yea well 2c was pretty good...but i dink i fucked up on writing AGAIN!! MOTHER FUCK
well okay hi =)
10.11.2002
http://web.njit.edu/~rar4/India.html
OHHHHHHHH SHIET THUG LIFE!
sent by SuPaFoB316
10.10.2002
My bday today =) *cough* for those of u dat didn't kno *cough* FU MOFOZ!! haha jk
thx 2 every1 dat remembered and super thx those dat gave me gifts =))))
whoo ok hw and sat time =\
uhhhmmm do those alarm thingys at skoo library even work?
today after shakespeare i accidently put a book in my backpack and just left without checking it out
ahahah the alarm didn't even go off =) das 1 book jacked
lol jk ill hav to return it tomorro -.- piece of shit library
10.08.2002
AHAhahhaha - (kaiZ)
"They call that girl a two bagger."
"What's a two bagger?"
"When you wear a bag over your head, incase the bag over her head rips."
10.07.2002
Aiyah301 (2:01:14 AM): hahaha
Aiyah301 (2:01:20 AM): u n david
Aiyah301 (2:01:24 AM): u guys are sooo weird
Aiyah301 (2:01:35 AM): u are freaken one day older than him!
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:01:48 AM): HAHahah
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:01:50 AM): i KNO
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:01:55 AM): and im like 1000 years more MATURE dan him
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:02 AM): lol jk i dink he's more mature than me hahaha
Aiyah301 (2:02:03 AM): i am glad u are older because u are better!
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:06 AM): YEa
Aiyah301 (2:02:06 AM): lol
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:07 AM): DAS RITE
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:09 AM): IM OLDER AND BETTER
yea WUSSUP NOW BITCH!
=D lol
for people in gov - (esp ONDERDONK 5th! since im in dat class =D )
AznRay24 (12:17:14 AM): A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''
10.06.2002
Julie01023 (10:46:22 PM): ur taking that car?
rEmi X n ZZ a (10:46:41 PM): yeah
Julie01023 (10:46:58 PM): ur little blue one?
HAHAHahahah i hav a little blue caR LOL!!!L!O!LO!L!LO!O!LL!
iono i guess its not dat funny but i thought it was =\
dIe smurff dIE!
J12556018 (PM 10:21:41): the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty... pass it on
OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG !!!!
damn jordan and his snapple facts =\ AHAHAHAHA
oh update - NOT snapple facts HAhahaha
DIS CAME OUT OF JORDAN'S MIND!! DAT DIRTY MOFO! can't believe i sit next time him in like
wtfZ?
£1.5m for being born
John Innes
A SEVERELY handicapped man in the United States has been awarded £1.53 million in damages after arguing that he should never have been born.
John Moscatello, 20, who has the skills of a two-year-old, sued the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey after it failed to detect that his mother had a genetic imbalance prior to his birth.
His lawsuit argued that, had his mother known she had a chromosomal problem, she would have terminated the pregnancy - and he would never have had to live as a "multi-handicapped" adult.
Mr Moscatello’s lawyers said that four years before his birth, his mother was referred by her obstetrician to the university for genetic testing. But doctors there failed to detect that she had a genetic imbalance.
Mr Moscatello’s lawyer, Bruce Nagel, said yesterday: "If it wasn’t for the doctors, he would never have been born. If his mother had been tested properly, if she had known that he would be abnormal, she would have terminated the pregnancy.
"The money will go strictly to care for the child, so that he can remain home and be taken care of."
Mr Moscatello sued his mother’s doctors on the same grounds five years ago in an attempt to recover medical and other expenses. The initial suit was dismissed, but the courts later allowed him to pursue the new action. "The goal of this case was to make sure that John could have the loving care of his family," Mr Nagel said. "This settlement will insure that he will be cared for even after his parents are no longer here."
The University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey was unavailable for comment.
10.04.2002
lawtheflaw (8:31:01 PM): zubin got out of a ticket that way
lawtheflaw (8:31:06 PM): his speedo was fucked up
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:11 PM): AHAHHAHAHA!!!!
lawtheflaw (8:31:12 PM): permanently at 70 mph
lawtheflaw (8:31:19 PM): he showed the cop
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:53 PM): ZUBIN!!!
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:54 PM): HAHAH
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:55 PM): ZUBAT
lawtheflaw (8:31:24 PM): and the cop laughed
lawtheflaw (8:31:34 PM): zubin told the cop they were gettin rid of the car
10.02.2002
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