10.31.2002

jelloY*** (1:06:05 AM): ahahahahhaah ur icon
jelloY*** (1:06:07 AM): lol
rEmi X nZ Za (1:06:10 AM): hmmM?
jelloY*** (1:06:19 AM): light saberz!
rEmi X nZ Za (1:07:02 AM): they're GLOW STICKS FOOOO!!! HAhaha


jelloY*** (1:07:56 AM): they don't LOOK like glow sticks!!!
jelloY*** (1:08:02 AM): they're too big for him!!!!!
rEmi X nZ Za (1:08:03 AM): who hangs 2 lightsabers by their neck huh?

o shit i dink dats her hiding sN? haha i forget =\ but derez ur privacY!

10.29.2002

RshaoKh (11:18:03 PM): HEY
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:05 PM): hi
RshaoKh (11:18:05 PM): CAN U HELP ME
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:08 PM): i don't nko
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:09 PM): can i?
RshaoKh (11:18:13 PM): THERES DIS HUGE BUG ON MY CEILING
RshaoKh (11:18:17 PM): AND I CANT REACH IT
RshaoKh (11:18:25 PM): AND IM AFRAID ITS GONNA LIKE LAND ON ME WHILE I SLEEP
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:26 PM): AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

rEmi X nZ Za (10:47:50 PM): u sit home and watch jackie chan
rEmi X nZ Za (10:47:53 PM): dats like THE SHIT
J12556018 (10:47:54 PM): hahah
J12556018 (10:47:57 PM): thats only 30min a day
J12556018 (10:48:06 PM): thats the peak of my day
J12556018 (10:48:12 PM): afta that itz all downhill

omG dis 1 really weird dood sitz behind me in calc OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG ask jordan about it dat dood scares da shit out of me
he soundz funny too hahahah i kno im mean but still =X 3rd period KinG! SHIT! Today we moved around a bit so he was like sittin next to me...the entire time in my mind i was just thinking "W T F" -.-

think - definition of nerd...........x99999999999999

HAPPY BDAY ANTOOOOOOOOOOOONIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yesterday...shit sorry i didn't put it up yesterday -.-)
and SHELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (on time)

dere we go!
shiet so many bdayz recently...any1 else?

porkyhunta (12:47:35 AM): but someone went in
porkyhunta (12:47:40 AM): and took "THE CLUB"

HAHAHA his "anti theft" device got JACKED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LiL MeL 56 (12:44:43 AM): nO prob bob

say hi bob!
"hi bob!"

10.27.2002

joey'z party was pretty fun =) hi 2 every1 dat was dere w/ mE!! oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!!!
yea lotz of ddr...jen'z crazy haha shit -.- owned my ass
oh yeaa finally for da FIRST tIME EVA!! I MADE IT TO BIG BOOOOOTY!!! =D IM GETTIN GOOD
yea ... food was pretty good haha and yea itz all good
happy bday again 2 joey and good party =)

but my gift was lame =X

10.26.2002

Project: Save my fone lights has FAILED!!
i burned all the circuits, so by the time i soldered the resistor thingy on everything was burned -.-
wut a waste of time and plus my house smellz like burnin metal
i dink ill go to bed now =)

10.25.2002

dayam im so sad =\ i haven't watched a movie in SO FREAKIN LONG! SHIT~ hahah
closest i got to watchin was night of rose ball...and all i did was walk in theater, realize derez no good movies and leave HAhahaha
-.- and den derez SAT AGAIN next week so no movie still sniff

shit its sOooooooooooo fuggin borin rite now
nobody'z online and im just like...SITTIN HERE BY MYSELF!! hahah
so yeah...hi blog how u doin
do a lot of people go to HC game? im not really interested in watching football..so yea...i dun dink imma go -.-
ah wellz hope every1 has fun and we win and all dat...ill go try to find sumthin to dO

10.24.2002

YES =) DONE WITH 2C!! HELL YEA!! hahah whoooooooo
thx to everyone dat helped me study at tap dat 1 day LOL
=)))))))))) but writing still sux =( gotta take AGAIN mother fuck

=B

10.22.2002

jOoOOoOdaN!...........................................................HAY!







thx for comp sci o.O

4rm kennY:
(kinda funny if youz a college nerd =D LIKE ME!!)

How many...
UCLA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One-- she holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.

UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two-- one to call the electrician, and one to mix the margaritas.

UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one-- but he gets six credits for it.

UC Davis students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Davis doesn't have electricity.

UC Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six-- one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the light bulb's right not to change, and 25 to counterprotest.

UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-All the people blazing up light the school

UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Irvine looks better in the dark

Q: Why did the cops in New York take the emergency number '911' off their cop cars?



































A: Puerto Ricans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsches!

10.21.2002

read dis somewhere -

Why you shouldn't flip off women
The next time your children ask, "why is math so important?" you
Can explain...This is why math is taught in school. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each
day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ... I think not.

=D sorri if ur agirl dat has pms rite now =\

porkyhunta (7:03:08 PM): locked myself out
porkyhunta (7:03:13 PM): just started walking around

10.20.2002

JoOOooOOdaN was at knottz and a monster jumps out to scare him

J12556018 (9:58:12 PM): i was like AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCK U
J12556018 (9:58:18 PM): and i smiled at him

AHAHAH who smiles after saying fuck u? JORDAN DOES!!!

10.19.2002

rEmi X n ZZ a (10:01:48 AM): =)))))
asn luv4 lfe (10:01:50 AM): ew
asn luv4 lfe (10:01:52 AM): double chin