11.21.2002

omg bestest nerdy joke EVA (from jon lai) -

Hey baby can i be your derivative?
Cuz i wanna be tangent to your curves =d~

11.20.2002

fucking shit
>=\
today...was fuckin BORING as hell nuthin happened at all...except my gauges finally camE! whooo but other than dat today sucked DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
fuckin gay people...piss me off

11.19.2002

J12556018 (10:51:37 PM): okok ill keep looking
J12556018 (10:51:40 PM): im not giving up

J12556018 (10:46:38 PM): i have like 574 songs on playlist BUT i only have 573 songs
rEmiXnZza (10:46:55 PM): its cuz u put one twice or something foo
rEmiXnZza (10:46:58 PM): or deleted 1
J12556018 (10:47:00 PM): I KNOW
J12556018 (10:47:02 PM): how do i find it
J12556018 (10:47:14 PM): i was looking through it yesterday
J12556018 (10:47:18 PM): still cant find it
rEmiXnZza (10:48:04 PM): dood
rEmiXnZza (10:48:06 PM): it doesn't matter
J12556018 (10:48:17 PM): to me it does
J12556018 (10:48:18 PM): haha
J12556018 (10:48:27 PM): getting quite annoying
J12556018 (10:48:32 PM): and taking a lot of time toO
J12556018 (10:48:33 PM): aiyoo

HAHAHAHA JOoOOOoDAN IS SO GAY LOL
stop wasting time and go study -.-

11.18.2002

oh i look like a fagnut in my hc pic..plz dun laff @ me if u got a pic =) k thx

=d~

finally got dat mother fuckin grill on
omg i cut my hand like 50000 times fuck it wasn't worth it
>=\ but at least i hav it on =D
lookz OKAY, although i wanna paint dis 1 part of my lip kit...black doesn't match too well with the white

OMG MORE!!

lay z boy co inc (1:26:51 AM): cant wait to anal these shakespeare characters
lay z boy co inc (1:26:59 AM): anals the best
lay z boy co inc (1:26:59 AM): ar har har har har

some more pickups from christine -

is that a mirror in on ur pants cuz i can see myself in dem

i'm an astronaut and my mission is to explore uranus

(and the SUPER PERVERTY ONE)
baby are you cold? cuz u've been naked in my mind all night

lay z boy co inc (1:25:44 AM): time for some hardcore anal man
rEmiXnZza (1:25:56 AM): OI

ALBERT IS GOIN IN FOR SUM ANAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG NEW PICK UP LINES!!! =D (yawn hwaY)

"my love for you is like diarrhea. i can't hold it in."
"you're so sweet you put hershey's outta business."
"i hope you know CPR baby because you take my breath away."

oop don't forget dis -

me> *licK* =d~ *licK* =d~ yummmY =D

stupid kenny dis is how it workz

mE> wutz yO flavA?
girl> (insert flavoR)
mE> can i get a licK?
girl> sure =D

DERE U GO!

oh yeA new emaIL! cuz da FUKKIN SCHOOL blocked aol.ca! now i totally can't check dat account's mail >=|
so yea its remixnzza@hotmail.com
hav fun =)

porkyhunta (12:30:31 AM): i'm wearing sunglasses now

lol fuckin dORK! its 12:30 at nite fOO!

11.17.2002

porkyhunta (6:23:17 PM): ur albino

shit im albino >=|

11.16.2002

heheh i STILL find dis funny

heheh FARTIN PEOPL!!! (from yawn hwaY) -

The Vain Person
One who loves the smell of his own farts.

The Amiable Person
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.

The Imprudent Person
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.

The Unfortunate Person
One who tries hard to fart, but shits instead.

The Thrifty Person
One who always has several farts in reserve.

The Anti-Social Person
One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy.

The Strategic Person
One who conceals his farts with loud coughing.

The Sadistic Person
One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate.

The Intelligent Person
One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed.

The Dishonest Person
One who farts but blames the dog.

damn white ppL music...dat shiet makez george go crazy >=| DAMN U KENNY AND UR GAY SHIT MUSIC

shYne - bad boyz

most gansta song EVA

11.15.2002

OMG i forgot sum funny shit
ok kenny was drivin his sister's accord, and we were like goin down the street, den i pull out my blue photon and start flashing it a bit
kenny'z like OMG WHERES THE POLICE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he thought he was getting pulled over LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
MY GOD DAT WAS FUNNY he was all scared and shit HAHAHA
den later he almost ran into a bus -.- dat scared ME =(

well tonite was okay...went to kenny'z NEW HOUSE =D NICE SHIET RITe DERE! i'd like to liv dere =\ and eat noodlez everyday LOL
but yea...george came too and den we went to eat @ dennyz
omg george ur fuggin CRAZY!
but shoutz 2 U n e wayz hahah calm down foO =\
den we went to footbaLL gamE! hahah arcadia got killed -.-
but thx christine for da jacket! =D i return soon...wuz freezin my ASS OFF >=|
yep dats about all

nuriko10x (11:46:40 PM): ehehehhe i have a fake flower in my hair
nuriko10x (11:47:09 PM): i think it looks coool!!!

ahahah super nerD! fake flower LOL

11.12.2002

yep the nerds sure do appreciate the link *cough* rogER hahaha

oh yea, hea'z sum computer nerdy stuff -
www.nvidia.com

update new video drivers for GeForce ppL out deRE! whooo more FPS =)

omG almost smallville time =D

mMmmm alwayz wanted to post a song list but neva got around to it...so hea it iS! kinda long now cuz i had it in mind for so long =D

~MY PLAYLIST~
Brandy - He Is <~~ dis song rox =D
Nivea & JE - Dun mess with my man yea das rite dun mess wit my man BITCH o.O
LL Cool J - Luv you Better
Missy Elliott - Work It <~~ secret of life contained in here
Ashanti - BabY Alwaiz hav it on in my car lol meL
Case - Missing You old but i still like =)
2pac - Cali Luv just happened 2 b listenin to it
J-Lo - Jenny from da block nyce beatz
Fat jOe & Ginuwine - Crush Tonite not bad
Jay z & beYonce - Me and my Girlfriend pretty good song

okay datz all for noW!

11.10.2002

AHahah want more?

phew CS is pretty fun again!
except for the damn lag >=| fuck dat shit

if youz up for a game gimme an IM

~mr pOpO!

i think some people wanted to see dis - (its kinda small but best i could find)

11.09.2002

OMG!! I HAVE DISCOVERED THE SECRET OF LIFE!!

in missy elliott's song - work it,
she sez "I put my thang down and reverse it" BACKWARDS! OMG!!!
DATS WUT DAT WEIRD SHIT SHE SEZ Is!!


i can die happy now

PEEEEEEEEEEACE

GOOD GOD!! THE RING Q($*!$JQ@ F DAT SHIT
FUCK U RING FUCK U!

-.- i got scared

11.08.2002

soooo how you doin..hahah i woke up too early today =\ now im sittin here doin noooooothinG
already spent an hour puttin dat light on my car...wut now...
im hungry =\

oh yea fuck dat whole gang shit i dun wana play dat crap its too much of a bitchin tryin to get people to join haha
yay i got new high beamz =) whoo my old ones were about to blow

lay z boy co inc (11:02:51 AM): I HATE U
lay z boy co inc (11:02:51 AM): FUCKER

after albert saw the gaystation -.-

11.06.2002

ah wellz i might as well do wut every1 else is doin -.-

JOIN MY GANG MOTHER SUKKAZ! CLICK HERE!
MINE IS DA BEST SO JOIN DA BEST OR BE A SUKKA LIKE DA REST =)

k thx

Aznluap1 (8:06:57 PM): look wut i bought
Aznluap1 (8:07:01 PM): with my money
Aznluap1 (8:07:01 PM): LOL Gangster Items
(1) Used '85 Ford Escort (0) Empty

LOLOLOLOL I LUV DRIVIN DAT PIECE OF SHIT =D

*DISCLAIMER*
That gaystation thingy is NOT MINE YOU MOFOZ!!! =0
someone photoshopped it and i thought it was funny so i put it up -.-
now if u dun like it CLOSE UR MOTHER FUCKIN EYEZ
or ill poke em *poke*

but yea...fukkin calc..i hate dat class
i dink i just flunked the test SO HARD MOTHER FUCK >=| >=| >=|
i wasted so much fuckin time goin to class and shit GAH DIE MOTHER FUCKER

okay well billy madison is so fuckin funny =)
and dat girl in it *DROOOOOOOOOOOL* omG -.- i want one too! =D

J12556018 (7:55:26 PM): gaystation?.......
rEmi X nZ Za (7:55:33 PM): u want 1?
J12556018 (7:55:34 PM): y were u looking for those things
rEmi X nZ Za (7:55:36 PM): i hav 3 on me rite now
J12556018 (7:55:37 PM): no...
rEmi X nZ Za (7:55:39 PM): ill sell u one
J12556018 (7:55:43 PM): no...
rEmi X nZ Za (7:55:45 PM): shit
J12556018 (7:55:46 PM): noo..
J12556018 (7:55:48 PM): NO!!!!!
rEmi X nZ Za (7:55:48 PM): i need to sell them

lol suKKA!

omG dragonballZ is dA SHIET!!!
i luv dat cartoon =)

11.05.2002

is THIS on YOUR christmas list? -



cuz it ain't on mine =0

11.04.2002

LOLOLOOL Mel gav me 3 pairs of "slightly imperfect" socks HAHAHAHAHAHAH

porky1011 (12:20:55 AM): i got a lot of gas now 8-)

GET DA FUK BAK!

porkyhunta (12:17:59 AM): biznatch

AHAHahahah fuck senior year is too funny

BaByDoLL CH (11:58:27 PM): i'm a genius
BaByDoLL CH (11:58:30 PM): i found out sumding neat =D

~few minz pass~

BaByDoLL CH (12:06:03 AM): fuck
BaByDoLL CH (12:06:06 AM): i don't dink it worked out =\
BaByDoLL CH (12:06:10 AM): i'm no longer a genius

suKKa =D

kenny in class - =0
AHahahaha close dat suKKa uP!

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tokyo ghettO pussy - I kiss your lipz

=D dat song is da shiet haha thx to roger's OLD ASS CD

11.03.2002

oh yea my bro watched the ring...and said it was pretty stoopid
he already told me the scary part...and now im too scared to watch it LOL =X =X =X
yea yae ima pussy so wut
but yea he already ruined it for me...ull see me coverin my eyes wen i kno da scary part is comin up

omg today i watched SO MUCH TV!!!!
usually i dun watch dat much but today...i dunno just felt like it =)
but yea great stuff on tV!!!
simpsons was hella funny...halloween speciaL! i dink ill start watchin simpsons again
wut else...george is ritE! those white hillbillys...wuts dat show called...uhh OH YEa king of the hill!! AHAHahah STUPID WHITE PEOPLE LOL dat shit is actually pretty entertaining =D
and den i watched 2 basketball games...clippers AND lakerz won! GO LA!!
and LASTLY i watched the world is not enuff. I remember seeing dat in theaters...heh dat shit is pretty good =) both those are girlz are fuggin hooTTTttttt =)))) phew
alrighty den hw is done too =D

holler at your mother AHahaha

waiting for these to come =) -

eeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

mr pOpO!

11.01.2002

HoHo 43v3r (12:00:26 AM): tee he he..... i ordered my gauges

teeheehee! HOHO 4 LYFE! AHAhahah

nuriko10x (12:18:44 AM): YEAH YEAH VUTEVER
nuriko10x (12:19:15 AM): vut vut? watt wattt kilowatts!!!

which freak do u kno dat uses a "v" instead of a "w" whenever they say "what" ?
dis 1 does

lay z boy co inc (12:13:11 AM): wtf ur icons glow sticks?!
lay z boy co inc (12:13:22 AM): umm
lay z boy co inc (12:13:29 AM): they look like confetti
lay z boy co inc (12:13:34 AM): or like
lay z boy co inc (12:13:36 AM): an untied tie
lay z boy co inc (12:13:38 AM): swingina round
lay z boy co inc (12:13:41 AM): around his neck

-.- time for a new icon?

10.31.2002

jelloY*** (1:06:05 AM): ahahahahhaah ur icon
jelloY*** (1:06:07 AM): lol
rEmi X nZ Za (1:06:10 AM): hmmM?
jelloY*** (1:06:19 AM): light saberz!
rEmi X nZ Za (1:07:02 AM): they're GLOW STICKS FOOOO!!! HAhaha


jelloY*** (1:07:56 AM): they don't LOOK like glow sticks!!!
jelloY*** (1:08:02 AM): they're too big for him!!!!!
rEmi X nZ Za (1:08:03 AM): who hangs 2 lightsabers by their neck huh?

o shit i dink dats her hiding sN? haha i forget =\ but derez ur privacY!

10.29.2002

RshaoKh (11:18:03 PM): HEY
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:05 PM): hi
RshaoKh (11:18:05 PM): CAN U HELP ME
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:08 PM): i don't nko
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:09 PM): can i?
RshaoKh (11:18:13 PM): THERES DIS HUGE BUG ON MY CEILING
RshaoKh (11:18:17 PM): AND I CANT REACH IT
RshaoKh (11:18:25 PM): AND IM AFRAID ITS GONNA LIKE LAND ON ME WHILE I SLEEP
rEmi X nZ Za (11:18:26 PM): AHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHA

rEmi X nZ Za (10:47:50 PM): u sit home and watch jackie chan
rEmi X nZ Za (10:47:53 PM): dats like THE SHIT
J12556018 (10:47:54 PM): hahah
J12556018 (10:47:57 PM): thats only 30min a day
J12556018 (10:48:06 PM): thats the peak of my day
J12556018 (10:48:12 PM): afta that itz all downhill

omG dis 1 really weird dood sitz behind me in calc OOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGG ask jordan about it dat dood scares da shit out of me
he soundz funny too hahahah i kno im mean but still =X 3rd period KinG! SHIT! Today we moved around a bit so he was like sittin next to me...the entire time in my mind i was just thinking "W T F" -.-

think - definition of nerd...........x99999999999999

HAPPY BDAY ANTOOOOOOOOOOOONIO!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yesterday...shit sorry i didn't put it up yesterday -.-)
and SHELLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY (on time)

dere we go!
shiet so many bdayz recently...any1 else?

porkyhunta (12:47:35 AM): but someone went in
porkyhunta (12:47:40 AM): and took "THE CLUB"

HAHAHA his "anti theft" device got JACKED LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

LiL MeL 56 (12:44:43 AM): nO prob bob

say hi bob!
"hi bob!"

10.27.2002

joey'z party was pretty fun =) hi 2 every1 dat was dere w/ mE!! oh and HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOEY!!!
yea lotz of ddr...jen'z crazy haha shit -.- owned my ass
oh yeaa finally for da FIRST tIME EVA!! I MADE IT TO BIG BOOOOOTY!!! =D IM GETTIN GOOD
yea ... food was pretty good haha and yea itz all good
happy bday again 2 joey and good party =)

but my gift was lame =X

10.26.2002

Project: Save my fone lights has FAILED!!
i burned all the circuits, so by the time i soldered the resistor thingy on everything was burned -.-
wut a waste of time and plus my house smellz like burnin metal
i dink ill go to bed now =)

10.25.2002

dayam im so sad =\ i haven't watched a movie in SO FREAKIN LONG! SHIT~ hahah
closest i got to watchin was night of rose ball...and all i did was walk in theater, realize derez no good movies and leave HAhahaha
-.- and den derez SAT AGAIN next week so no movie still sniff

shit its sOooooooooooo fuggin borin rite now
nobody'z online and im just like...SITTIN HERE BY MYSELF!! hahah
so yeah...hi blog how u doin
do a lot of people go to HC game? im not really interested in watching football..so yea...i dun dink imma go -.-
ah wellz hope every1 has fun and we win and all dat...ill go try to find sumthin to dO

10.24.2002

YES =) DONE WITH 2C!! HELL YEA!! hahah whoooooooo
thx to everyone dat helped me study at tap dat 1 day LOL
=)))))))))) but writing still sux =( gotta take AGAIN mother fuck

=B

10.22.2002

jOoOOoOdaN!...........................................................HAY!







thx for comp sci o.O

4rm kennY:
(kinda funny if youz a college nerd =D LIKE ME!!)

How many...
UCLA students does it take to change a light bulb?
One-- she holds the bulb, and the world revolves around her.

UC San Diego students does it take to change a light bulb?
Two-- one to call the electrician, and one to mix the margaritas.

UC Santa Barbara students does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one-- but he gets six credits for it.

UC Davis students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Davis doesn't have electricity.

UC Berkeley students does it take to change a light bulb?
Seventy-six-- one to change the bulb, 50 to protest the light bulb's right not to change, and 25 to counterprotest.

UC Santa Cruz students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-All the people blazing up light the school

UC Irvine students does it take to change a light bulb?
Zero-- Irvine looks better in the dark

Q: Why did the cops in New York take the emergency number '911' off their cop cars?



































A: Puerto Ricans kept stealing them thinking they were Porsches!

10.21.2002

read dis somewhere -

Why you shouldn't flip off women
The next time your children ask, "why is math so important?" you
Can explain...This is why math is taught in school. I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her. This evidently angered the driver enough
that he hung his arm out his window and "flipped" the woman off.
"Man, that guy is stupid," I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile
nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work. That's 96 miles each
day. Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper. Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8-lane highway. There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles. That works out to be 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars. Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper to bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4,000 cars. That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day. Statistically, half of these are driven by females.
That's 18,000 women drivers! In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS. That's 642. According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding. That's 449. According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide. That's 98. And 34% describe men as their biggest problem. That's 33.
According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry
weapons, and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed. Flip one off? ... I think not.

=D sorri if ur agirl dat has pms rite now =\

porkyhunta (7:03:08 PM): locked myself out
porkyhunta (7:03:13 PM): just started walking around

10.20.2002

JoOOooOOdaN was at knottz and a monster jumps out to scare him

J12556018 (9:58:12 PM): i was like AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! FUCK U
J12556018 (9:58:18 PM): and i smiled at him

AHAHAH who smiles after saying fuck u? JORDAN DOES!!!

10.19.2002

rEmi X n ZZ a (10:01:48 AM): =)))))
asn luv4 lfe (10:01:50 AM): ew
asn luv4 lfe (10:01:52 AM): double chin

10.18.2002



hahah dats pretty funny

10.17.2002

Usher - You make me waNna

oh ps FUCK YOU whoeva slashed my tirez

lay z boy co inc (12:16:19 AM): i remember i used to wanna eat chili dogs all the time
lay z boy co inc (12:16:20 AM): just to be like soni
lay z boy co inc (12:16:21 AM): c
rEmi X n ZZ a (12:16:27 AM): LOL
rEmi X n ZZ a (12:16:29 AM): U FUCKING NERD

lay z boy co inc (12:16:41 AM): i remember i used to want glasses too
rEmi X n ZZ a (12:16:44 AM): AHAHAHHAHAHAHA
lay z boy co inc (12:16:45 AM): to be like billy on power rangers

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA FUCKIN LOSER! LOLOLOLOL

10.13.2002

vano'z room is sOooooooooOooooooooooooo fresh and so clean =D
AHahahahah
take a pic of it and we can put it up =)

itz even cLEANER dan my room!! OMG!! HOW CAN IT BE!!!

o and thx for ddr =) on a PS 2 !! OH YEA



hehehehh from raY

damn it smurfffffffy too freakin nice =\
thx for muffinz =D

ur da beST!!! =)

porky1011 (8:59:29 PM): OMFG
porky1011 (8:59:37 PM): i think i hit a rat on my way home

10.12.2002

phew SATz OVER!! YAY =)
time to worry about homecomin >=|

yea well 2c was pretty good...but i dink i fucked up on writing AGAIN!! MOTHER FUCK
well okay hi =)

10.11.2002

asn luv4 lfe (9:46:25 PM): DO DO DO DO DO right

my new dance -

dOo dOo right, dOo dOo left

mr forbez -
dO right, dO left

who wantz to join?

http://web.njit.edu/~rar4/India.html

OHHHHHHHH SHIET THUG LIFE!

sent by SuPaFoB316

10.10.2002



phew happenz all da time

My bday today =) *cough* for those of u dat didn't kno *cough* FU MOFOZ!! haha jk
thx 2 every1 dat remembered and super thx those dat gave me gifts =))))
whoo ok hw and sat time =\

uhhhmmm do those alarm thingys at skoo library even work?
today after shakespeare i accidently put a book in my backpack and just left without checking it out
ahahah the alarm didn't even go off =) das 1 book jacked
lol jk ill hav to return it tomorro -.- piece of shit library

10.08.2002

AHAhahhaha - (kaiZ)

"They call that girl a two bagger."
"What's a two bagger?"
"When you wear a bag over your head, incase the bag over her head rips."

BUY MY F****ING CANDY!!!
only 10 more to go!! =D

10.07.2002

mOoooos TA fa ! ! !

Aiyah301 (2:01:14 AM): hahaha
Aiyah301 (2:01:20 AM): u n david
Aiyah301 (2:01:24 AM): u guys are sooo weird
Aiyah301 (2:01:35 AM): u are freaken one day older than him!
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:01:48 AM): HAHahah
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:01:50 AM): i KNO
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:01:55 AM): and im like 1000 years more MATURE dan him
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:02 AM): lol jk i dink he's more mature than me hahaha
Aiyah301 (2:02:03 AM): i am glad u are older because u are better!
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:06 AM): YEa
Aiyah301 (2:02:06 AM): lol
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:07 AM): DAS RITE
rEmi X n ZZ a (2:02:09 AM): IM OLDER AND BETTER

yea WUSSUP NOW BITCH!
=D lol

for people in gov - (esp ONDERDONK 5th! since im in dat class =D )

AznRay24 (12:17:14 AM): A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of shit!''

10.06.2002

YMCA IN CANTONESE!!!!!!

RshaoKh (10:51:32 PM): wut happened to ure site?

YES!! MY BLOG IS IN DEMAND!!!!!

=D

Julie01023 (10:46:22 PM): ur taking that car?
rEmi X n ZZ a (10:46:41 PM): yeah
Julie01023 (10:46:58 PM): ur little blue one?

HAHAHahahah i hav a little blue caR LOL!!!L!O!LO!L!LO!O!LL!
iono i guess its not dat funny but i thought it was =\

dIe smurff dIE!

J12556018 (PM 10:21:41): the average blue whale produces over 400 gallons of sperm when it ejaculates, but only 10% of that actually makes it into his mate. So 360 gallons are spilled into the ocean everytime one unloads, and you wonder why the ocean is so salty... pass it on

OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG OMFG !!!!
OMFG!!!!!!

damn jordan and his snapple facts =\ AHAHAHAHA

oh update - NOT snapple facts HAhahaha
DIS CAME OUT OF JORDAN'S MIND!! DAT DIRTY MOFO! can't believe i sit next time him in like 2 classeS!

wtfZ?
£1.5m for being born

John Innes


A SEVERELY handicapped man in the United States has been awarded £1.53 million in damages after arguing that he should never have been born.

John Moscatello, 20, who has the skills of a two-year-old, sued the University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey after it failed to detect that his mother had a genetic imbalance prior to his birth.

His lawsuit argued that, had his mother known she had a chromosomal problem, she would have terminated the pregnancy - and he would never have had to live as a "multi-handicapped" adult.

Mr Moscatello’s lawyers said that four years before his birth, his mother was referred by her obstetrician to the university for genetic testing. But doctors there failed to detect that she had a genetic imbalance.

Mr Moscatello’s lawyer, Bruce Nagel, said yesterday: "If it wasn’t for the doctors, he would never have been born. If his mother had been tested properly, if she had known that he would be abnormal, she would have terminated the pregnancy.

"The money will go strictly to care for the child, so that he can remain home and be taken care of."

Mr Moscatello sued his mother’s doctors on the same grounds five years ago in an attempt to recover medical and other expenses. The initial suit was dismissed, but the courts later allowed him to pursue the new action. "The goal of this case was to make sure that John could have the loving care of his family," Mr Nagel said. "This settlement will insure that he will be cared for even after his parents are no longer here."

The University of Medicine and Dentistry of New Jersey was unavailable for comment.

10.04.2002

lawtheflaw (8:31:01 PM): zubin got out of a ticket that way
lawtheflaw (8:31:06 PM): his speedo was fucked up
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:11 PM): AHAHHAHAHA!!!!
lawtheflaw (8:31:12 PM): permanently at 70 mph
lawtheflaw (8:31:19 PM): he showed the cop
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:53 PM): ZUBIN!!!
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:54 PM): HAHAH
asn luv4 lfe (8:31:55 PM): ZUBAT
lawtheflaw (8:31:24 PM): and the cop laughed
lawtheflaw (8:31:34 PM): zubin told the cop they were gettin rid of the car

10.02.2002

Julie01023 (12:05:42 AM): i said
Julie01023 (12:05:45 AM): screw u to my brother
Julie01023 (12:05:47 AM): and he was like
Julie01023 (12:05:48 AM): ok
Julie01023 (12:05:51 AM): my butts RIGHT OVER HERE